The Tragic Emails Of Abu Shekau

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: contact@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 2, 2016

To whose it may consign

I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much

S

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: contact@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: Fwd: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 3, 2016

I resending dis pls chek ur male

>>To whose it may consign

>>I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much

 

S

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: contact@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!! PLS CHEK MALE!!

DATE: Sept 3, 2016

Do u coping me? We ar dying here!

>> I resending dis pls chek ur male

>>To whose it may consign

>>I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much

S

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: contact@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 5, 2016

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>> Do u coping me? We ar dying here!

>> I resending dis pls chek ur male

>>To whose it may consign

>>I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much

S

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: contact@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 7, 2016

Dont evn boarder 2 repli again. We r no mor pledgen alijanc 2 u. May USA n Obama wip u out wit bomb

>>> ??????????????????????????????????????????????

>> Do u coping me? We ar dying here!

>> I resending dis pls chek ur male

>>To whose it may consign

>>I don’t know how doin is me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much

S

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FROM: contact@isisweb.com

TO: shekau@iswap.org.ng

SUBJECT: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 13, 2016

This is to acknowledge receipt of your email. We apologize for the delayed response. Our servers were hacked by a group of Infidel Hackers. Our back-up Helpdesk will reply shortly.

 

FROM: contact@isisweb.com

TO: shekau@iswap.org.ng

SUBJECT: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 13, 2016

Dear Mr Shekau, we have just been notified that you are no longer recognized as the official representative of ISWAP. To carry on this conversation, you will need to supply documentary evidence in the form of an Appeal, disproving this allegation.

All Appeals must be accompanied by a bank draft of $1,000,000 only, or its equivalent in Bitcoins, or high-grade crude oil.

Please note that our verdicts on submitted Appeals are final, and cannot be questioned.

 

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: contact@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: Re: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!

DATE: Sept 13, 2016

Ur Papa na b*st*d. Shegeh ubanka!

 

FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: bbc; reuters; ap; saharaR; Wikileaks; TheCable;

CC:

SUBJECT: NEW VIDEO !

DATE: Sept 14, 2016

Pls c attach. New v ideo where am sayn no retreet no sorenda. Pls tel army ppl dt dey kil 8 shekau but dey we nevA kil numba 9 becuase afta 9 no mor again

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FROM: shekau@iswap.org.ng

TO: technical@isisweb.com

SUBJECT: URRRRRGEENNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

DATE: Sept 14, 2016

 

Pls help URGENNNTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Even if u we not asist wit logesstic or moni, pls asist to saved awa lyf

Aw do I recoil Email? I attach wrongly. I ATTACH SEXY TAPE AND FILM OF STRATEGIY MEETN INSTED OF ‘NO RETREET NO SORENDA’ VIDEO.

PLS ASIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FROM: Marilyn.O@dss.gov.ng

TO: shekau@iswap.org.ng

CC: NG Army; NG AirForce; NG Police; FBI; DSS; NIA; Mi6

SUBJECT: Re: NEW VIDEO !

DATE: Sept 20, 2016

Dear Mr ‘9-Lives’ Shekau,

Thank you for the very useful email. We welcome you to take a look out of your tent window. You’re welcome.

See you in hell.

MO

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